Pretend there is another you. An evil you. A parallel you. This person has the opposite political opinions, the opposite religious beliefs, and is the all-encompassing definition of anti-you.
Now write something with that horrible person as the protagonist.
Example:
Rodney set out that day, with a book under his arm. It was a vaguely titled book. What was in it?
Who knows?
Who cares?
He set about his task: Insulting others, blasting their opinions, and jumping over tables to punch them when they disagreed. No one cared what was in the book. I only got a quick glimpse of it. Title had the word "Aliens" in it. Do I need to say more?
A man of few ideas, and much anger, Rodney was. He spent his days fighting and arguing with others who wouldn't share his views. He went home after the most recent expedition into the ridiculousness known as society and cried to his wife. Why wouldn't they listen?
Now the aliens were upon us, and he had managed to train no one to fight them.
This narrow-minded, arrogant shmuck is humanity's last hope.
God speed, you stupid bastard.
-- Aaron
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